Thursday, July 18, 2024

How about this heat?


Living in a car is better than sleeping on the streets

 I blast the ac all day and I have a true million mile car meaning I only have to pay for gas and at 60 every 3 days that's 600 in gas a mo. Thank the good lord for the food bank and my brother.

My brother can make ground turkey taste better than beef. Staying up all night watching from dusk till dawn eating these bomb ass tacos... Priceless.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

If your hear about women never getting called back it's their BEHAVIOR

 Talk to another guy at the gas pump so I never have to talk to you again hanibal lectern that's all I need is a woman I let in to my life telling a stranger lies about me until he comes up to my car with his gun. Why I will stay single.

Tuesday, June 25, 2024

Always lock your window when you get to your motel room.

 You can't trust anyone at all anymore. Pseudorabies. Her marks won't leave my arm the police were called but I decided not to press charges to avoid some horror story. 

If she were institutionalized this dog is lucky if it would make it to the pound before I took it somewhere else and introduced it to some true wildlife. Some deer was looking at me funny off of the side of the the freeway today. The look of horror said it was a student who had seen a friend die learning ever closely and teaching some humans not to drive that stretch at night.

Friday, June 14, 2024

I chipped a tooth listening to her screams she's still screaming her bullshit stories. Perhaps you can hear her.

Well nevertheless I need money now for a dentist. I suppose my pursued career in the field of journalism my life's dream since I was a teenager is a viable option. It seems I don't get paid to sit on my ass and listen to the stories of a ex navy wife. Well If I do it's menial. Half price for a motel room and snuggles don't really add up to the budget of a wise journalists mission in bringing reality to the general public. I suppose the bill is high and that there will always be a light at the end of the tunnel. Is it a cool winters day or hot afternoon I wonder.

Thursday, June 13, 2024

When I am alone I rest up in a motel and am fully renewed in just three days.

 To think I let them in and take care of them and haven't gotten a blowjob in two years I have to stick with her like glue or she gives everything away to homeless people and runs away with cocksucking drug addicts. She runs around all day and night like a meth head that never crashes wearing me out chasing her.

 This website is the coolest website in the world. I know I can turn a profit but those evil bastsard ceo's murder their own employees and the cocksuckers just want me to be broke, but I have a superior code to theirs so I make so much money in a day and meet so many people I have trouble counting it all and remembering them. But I know everyone in California, my home state and they all have my back. And now that writing and publishing has become instant you expected me and now here it is.

Sunday, June 9, 2024

I've been going to bed drunk recently and I won't be doing that anymore

 I'm really trying folks but I've got a screamer now and she talks likes she's on drugs to her little dog and I know who you are and you know who you are that has been insurrecting people since before I walked the face of this earth and it is a drug.


I got chased around by a giant lizard today out in South Dakota. This fucking this fucking this I thought these creatures no longer existed. No that was a new wild dream I wish I had no fuck. You know in plain english. Fucking Asnarl. 

This is a corporation that doesn't exist maybe a affiliate marketer you have been warned

Wednesday, May 29, 2024


It's the wave of the future wave of the future wave of the future wave of the future